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<on the weekend Matrix Reloaded was released..>
<mark> off to see the trix... later
<geoffh> whats a trix?
<hamumu> unfortunately, no one can be told what a trix is
* seth removed the FPS counter and ran the program to see how much speed that would save
* seth is an idiot
<markf> let me think about it (or I'll think about it even if you don't let me)
<hamumu> ALALALALALALALALALALALA PINK ELEPHANTS LAALALALALALALALALLAA
<geoffh> oh, btw. they have weird scooter and segways you can take out at google
<seth> jesus, it's like willy wonka's search engine factory over there
<illume> a friend who liked a bakery girl used to say that
<seth> did it work out? did she ever 'prepare' his roll if you know what I mean?
<seth> i bet the only buns he got were seseme seed. :(
<KeithW> seth you're lewd dude ;-)
<seth> huh? jus' talking 'bout giving her his loaf after it rises
<seth> so she can bake it
<mark> What is the point of an "interactive screensaver"?
<hamumu> this guy is the dark lord of windbags
<KeithW> It's a good thing people don't pay attention to buttons on shorts
<KeithW> i can't sew to save my life
<seth> make sure you use enough thread or it will tear right off
<seth> you know.. "you rip what you sew"
<Uhfgood> generally people get the condescending attitude, from doing stuff not many others are doing
<Uhfgood> that's why i never bought a macintosh, or never learned c++, even though I know nice people from both, on the whole, alot of them get this ego...
<mark> I can't believe media player 9 won't do ogg
<seth> adding that would be a nice oggmentation indeed
<seth> (sorry)
<JM> Being a mailman is NOT easy. We just make it look easy foos.
<seth> it's real hard. you have to follow the rules to the letter
<JM> Seth: Not only is that a bad pun, it's just plain wrong. We cheat in every way imaginable.
<seth> someone needs to stamp out that kind of behavior!
<seth> besides, if they catch you cheating you may lose your position. then what would you do post-office?
<Uhfgood> One-a-day games, what do you guys think?
<Uhfgood> 30 games per month too much?
* seth imagines what kind of games these will be
<seth> "Squares Move Around"
<seth> "Move the Pixel 2000"
<seth> "Random Lines Adventure"
<seth> "Control A Flying Circle"
<seth> my new game idea: "Ge-Pedo" -> RTSoft's interpretation of the classic tale of pinocchio. (sponsored by real-doll)
<geoffh> yeah, i tried shite too
<geoffh> very disapointing in your range of swears
<geoffh> it doesnt know "fest" either
<seth> ok, you can now have a shite fest with the new version
<hamumu> games should piss people off
<hamumu> mine do
<seth> i tried drawing with the right side of my brain but inserting the pencil really hurt
<seth> i want to do MMOG where the last g is golf. i can guarantee the term 4-some will take on a new meaning
<seth> i'm always afraid one errant click and I'll have bonzi buddy for life
<geoffh> and you will
<geoffh> its a razors edge we walk, my friends
<markf> I've never been paid what I'm worth
<hamumu> cuz the smallest coin is the penny!
<seth> i know, why would someone even make an anatomically correct male model with a special scaling option called "member"
<seth> the poser people have issues
<Uhfgood> jon - don't be using "god" and "damned" in the same sentence, in here
<jontax> sorry uhf =(
<seth> you guys ever been to utah? they got a river, but some mormons built this giant wall and stopped it, with the blessing from the lord.
<seth> it's a god dam!
<hamumu> unwritten LD rule: when seth offers you an unmarked car, politely decline
<seth> she's cute when she's threatening
<seth> are you sure it's a female though?
<hamwalked> those two sentences together are of concern
<kiwidog> heh, in the files of "you know you're a programmer when...", i just looked at my clock and saw it was 3:14am and instinctively thought, "oh look, it's PI o'clock"...
<hamumu> well, if the bullets had shadows (which would be helpful), the shadow is where the bullet REALLY is, but it also has a height value, and it's rendered that many pixels up from the shadow
<mark> Why is it that all the game programming books never talk about this kind of shit? In fact, why is it that they always talk about graphics and crap, but never really talk about making a real game?
<seth> another option is you could modify the story to somehow accomodate that bullets shoot from people's crotches
<hamumu> seth can help
<mark> stupid wind knocking power out
<SethR> that blows :(
<trenty> it's all about sex, drugs, alcohol and... well... more sex.
<Uhfgood> sounds like total crap
<SethR> wow I really sucked back then
<SethR> but I guess I say that every year
<SethR> about my dinput function, don't use a signed char with it, it might cut your dik off
<hylix> if i take off my glasses *everything* has FSAA
<seth> that's cool, saves money on graphics cards
<hylix> booze is cheap too, try it
* seth balances his corona light on top of his wrist watch
<seth> hey i over-clocked it
* hylix puts seth's watch and booze into a fridge
<hylix> And I peltier cooled it
<hylix> GO TEAM
<Blain> my next game is gonna blow the lid off Indie games.
<SethR> wow, are you working on some kind of air pump to open game boxes??
<Uhfgood> just reading the "motivation" thread on dex
<SethR> i keep meaning to read that. <sigh>
<SethR> ESOTD: (embarrassing story of the day) I went to take my shower but the window was frozen open and wouldn't close
<SethR> and it's really windy, so I was half freezing and half burning with hot water
<SethR> but I figured out if you spin under the spray, you can kind of stay warm
<SethR> but then I just kept spinning and spinning, i wouldn't stop, it was fun
<SethR> then I heard some laughing
<SethR> stupid window
<blip> hey look guys, come up with some help on me blending these textures and THEN you can argue.
<SethR> rock + grass = rgorcakss
<mark> I am a bad ass tester!
<SethR> i'm just an ass tester
<SethR> well that came out wrong
<mark> eww
<mark> my wife got in a car accident a few years ago that really messed up her jaw
<mark> she has trouble saying wolf and fourteen and some other things
<hamumu> that could be hazardous if your village is ever attacked by 14 wolves
<mark> guy that has laughingdragon.com doesn't want to sell it except for an "offer that he can't refuse"
<hamumu> then you should offer him the ability to exist... I don't think there's any way to refuse that
<mark> hehe
<hamumu> or "I offer you a situation wherein if you refuse my offer, you are accepting it."
<mark> ah - that's good
<mark> however, I think he means lots and lots of money
<hamumu> I don't know, I think it's more likely that he's looking for some sort of logical conundrum
<hamumu> check out my ICQ#: 838125
<hamumu> I'm OLD SCHOOL
<hamumu> my 6 digit ICQ # is as prestigious as being "bob@gmail.com"
<SethR> i'm 563750 beeotch, eat it
<hamumu> don't make up stories to try to sound cool
<SethR> add me then
<hamumu> don't hack into the ICQ database to try to sound cool
<SethR> i want to take classes too
<SethR> maybe art, maybe taiko drumming, they each have benefits
<SethR> if taiko i can get exercise
<SethR> i fart improved sketching skills
<SethR> *if art
<hamumu> that is totally amazing
<hamumu> you could run one odd art class
<SethR> just check out my new tlm install when it's ready. and buy a new ass now, because it's going to get blown when you see it!
<hamumu> I don't have the disposable income to justify looking at that install, I think!
<dragonmark> cockpitmaster?
<dragonmark> that sounds - um - not right
<SethR> it's just a flight sim, with combat options
<SethR> I don't see why it sounds sick, you just grab your joystick and thrust it forward to shoot your load
<hamumu> if it makes your pants uncomfortable, it's good art
<Lerc> Heh, I just submitted a pad file to a download site and it bumped me to the page it generated for it. I already had 5 stars awarded. That's some pretty smart web scripting to do a critical analysis of a game.
<frank> i am gonna do a sequel to platypus.... "all graphics hand molded in real poop!"
<hamumu> that's too monochromatic
<hamumu> or if it isn't, please don't explain
<geoffh> hackers run our world, in secret
<hamumu> on their roller blades
<lain_aye> i swear someone put a 12 year old girl into a 50ish yearold woman
<lain_aye> 12 year old girl's mind
<SethR> oh ok, yeah, I was gonna say...
<dragonmark> so many times where I write something expecting it will work, and I get a sign wrong, or use < instead of >
<dragonmark> just because of a type
<dragonmark> typ
<dragonmark> p
<dragonmark> typo
<dragonmark> haha
<hamumu> you'd think I'd get an openGL book or something, so I could actually implement games
<SethR> bah, opengl tuts up the ass online for free
<hamumu> well, I prefer them in front of the eyes
<SethR> someone made arkanoid in dink
<jamul> I could make dink in dink
<hammon> Wootanga's a planet
<Blain> where rappers come from?
<SethR> www.tentaclerapehamumu.com might still be available
<hamumu> no, that's held by a squatter asking for $50,000
<hammydarko> there's a warning on my candy that says "Safety Warning: Hard candy can cause choking"
<hammydarko> which makes me think of how much it would suck to choke on a piece of ice
<hammydarko> and know that like another 10 seconds of living, and it would've melted enough to slide down your throat
<SethR> zug is cool
<SethR> but I gotta ask, what is the point of a transcribed prank call
<mark> zugzug
<SethR> how do you know it's real?
<danmac> more work?
<SethR> that's quite enough wc2 out of you guys
<mark> stop touching me!
<danmac> yesh m'lord
<geoffh> best english, EVER: "Needless to say, let me start this off by saying that"
<hamumu> that's the John Carpenter school of game developmnet
<hamumu> often called John Carpenter's The John Carpenter School Of Game Development
<hamumu> ninjas never go out of style - they're the zombies of the east
<geoffh> it does voice analysis of the person on the phone
<geoffh> http://www.agilemobile.com/agile_liedetector.html
<SethR> hmm. i'm going to use it when I call them to ask if it works. wait.. shit!
<geoffh> stores in japan are tricky, you dont know whats in the boxes
<geoffh> theyre all drawn with bright and happy colors and exclamation points
<SethR> that's for sure, i was using deodorant as hair spray for like two weeks
<geoffh> chinatown is one hard core movie
<Lerc> Yeah, Our local video store has an entire shelf of hardcore films.
<geoffh> theres a space in there, its different
<Lerc> I just figured you were liberal with the spaces and stingy with the apostrophes.<JohnHattan> I'm writing an MMORPG that consists entirely of characters who want to write their own MMORPGs.<hamumu> the great thing about game development is that your official patch notes say things like
<hamumu> * Monsters now make their noise if they die when frozen, and related: you can't kill Mr. Crazypants early (and with no item) just because you froze him.<hamumu> there's your problem... I can't play games for more than a couple hours straight anymore
<SethR> you're old, square!
<hamumu> I am square and old, simultaneously<Lerc> It's never good when you hear modem on speakerphone at the other end of the house.
<jamul_> does your modem usually do conference calls?
<Lerc> Depends on where my daughter is.<Lerc_> A MMO solitare with a thousand people looking over your shoulder offering annoying suggestions.<Lerc> I last used max at 4 and then only briefly.
<SethR> it seems to get more complicated every release
<Lerc> Damn! Must be in Kingon by now.<SethR> speaking of max, i boned a duck
<hamumu> are you sure you're speaking of max?
<SethR> took most of yesterday to bone and do two anims, geez
<SethR> but he's limping around in torque
<hamumu> this is sounding worse every sentence<philhassey> i like how all open source project names sound like a gorilla throwing up (mine for example "pgu" -- or anything from today's freshmeat.net -- iogen, pyemf, libebt, zk, op, bpkg, fli4l, qore, etc...)<illume> a trick to making better coffee with a plunger(aka french press)... let the water cool a little after boiling. then the coffee doesn't get burnt
<jamul> best trick to making a coffee: refrain from using plumbing tools<SethR> don't you hate it when you come up with a fitting game name but realize the acronym is plain unacceptable?
* SethR scratches "The Woman And The Tree" from his list
<hamumu> guess I'll cancel Combat: Ultimate Ninja Training then<philhassey> grooming my goat is also rather soothing<PoV> I hope I'm not the only one who mounts my games?
<pekuja> mounts games?
<pekuja> you mean you put a saddle on them and ride them or something?
<philhassey> and THAT is the spirit of the LD...<PoV> Sweet... Intel will send you free books if you ask for them
<SethR> any good books?
<SethR> i'm going to ask for that newest harry potter
<Lerc> screw that ,ask for the next one. That'd be worth a fortune.<lercOsX> Hate it when a jpeg artifact turns out to be a fingerprint on the monitor.(heard in #ludumdare)
siebharinn: What do you guys do for a living?
... ten minutes later ...
siebharinn: I see. :)<Uhfgood> question, rotation/thrust or side-to-side ?
<lercOsX> Depends on the woman.
<@hamumu> it needs to be turned around - if indies were unionized we could hold our games back and say "no you don't sucka! You NEED these games to survive... gimme 70%"
<@hamumu> of course an indie union is like white house intelligence<lercOsX> I dunno. I'm always on the lookout for a nice girl who can code and also has an ultra clean colon.
<lercOsX> um... Can I disown that comment? I have a feeling it'll come back to haunt me one day.<+SethR> a woman getting a MILF license plate would have to be pretty egomaniacal
<@NCarter> Not to mention paradoxical.<@SethR> aren't you afraid of pissing off your creationist customers? :)
<@Lerc> I'm a little concerned about the creationist thing. But it would probably help lower tech support.<illume> we could have some images from your demo in the article
<illume> and for the reader version have it run as a little applet
<philhassey> awwh, how cute, an itsy bitsy widdle apwet!
<_raz_> philhassey: thanks, now I spit my coffee all over the place<DrPetter> X-0ut: I'll have a whack and then it's beddie time
<lerc__> Too much information DrPetter<DrPetter> actually there are no doors at all in my appartment, so that part's easy
<X-0ut> how do you get in and out, through the window?
<PoV> tubesKimmoA wants a busty, air-headed girlfriend. :|
SethR gives KimmoA an inflatable doll
<KimmoA> They suck. :|
<lerc__> only the expensive ones.<@SethR> ITunes now offers over 3.5 million songs. my god, that's a lot of music we humans have created
<@SethR> in one hundred years, after some copyrights expire, indies are going to have some damn nice tunes to steal
<lerc__> But it'll be a scary phase in. Like The Ballad of Davey Crockett will be first up.<Sol_HSA> Looking into compiler design offers revelations such as if you, after being a professional photographer for years, knowing a little about the physics of light and film, open up a camera one day and find that there actually IS an imp inside it, painting the pictures.<PoV> I hate computers
<drZool> M$-PoV 1-0
<PoV> yeah
* PoV shakes fist
<drZool> current world score 23136576543215 - 0
<PoV> that sounds about right
<PoV> did you count me?
<drZool> score update: 23139531543293 - 0
<PoV> better<PoV> how long ago did you see it Kimmo?
<KimmoA> Very long ago, it feels...
<PoV> I can't read feelings via the internet. how about time?<geoffh> thinking never helped anyone<Skalle> DrPetter: oh no!
<PoV> oh noes!
<Skalle> PoV: can you believe he actually let it happen?
<PoV> I'm going to say yes. He's that kind of person.
<Skalle> There's might be some truth in that
<PoV> There's nothing but truth in it.
<PoV> There's so much truth, that truth had to redefine itself to be truthfull enough.
<jolle> Deep.KimmoA has no idea WTF he's talking about.
<lerc__> kimmoa: that has been apparent for some time.<GBGames_Away> And I would have gotten away with it too.
<Viridian> If it weren't for those meddling kids?<@PoV> wow, this game is sakfu
<jolle> what's sakfu?
<@Hamumu> the martial art that santa claus uses<eugman> I never met a variable a batleaxe couldn't handle<pekuja> and in any case "Nobody writes jokes in base 13."baxb [i=sdgfsd@201.209.102.250] has joined #clanlib
<baxb> folks anyone there.
<baxb> is there a way of knowing if an angle is positive or negative
<baxb> ?
<baxb> nevermind
<baxb> that was a stupid question
<baxb> I hope no one read it
baxb [i=sdgfsd@201.209.102.250] has left #clanlib<amine> aww... a 30+ second build time already
<amine> they grow up so fast<lercOsX> #define BYTE_OFS(x) (((char *)&internalEndianMagic)[7-(x)])
<lercOsX> static double internalEndianMagic = 7.949928895127363e-275;
<X-0ut> damnit I split my fucking jeans
<lercOsX> It wasn't that exciting.
<X-0ut> lol<hamumu> I don't have interest in realtime networking anymore since I'm on satellite... if I can't play it, nobody can!
<philhassey> way to stick it to 'em ham!
<hamumu> they'll never build character if they don't suffer<@hamumu> or like Jesus, you were meant to be nailed to things
<@SethR> a carpenter that got nailed. haha.
<@hamumu> it helps to get hammered first
<@hamumu> imagine if Jesus had been a butcher
<@hamumu> Christians going around wearing the bloody cleaver around their neck
<@hamumu> and communion, you eat actual chunks of beef
<@hamumu> "this is my body, given for you"
<@SethR> if he'd been a gynecologist I wonder what you'd wear and eat
<@hamumu> *I* wonder how he would've died<pymike> check out my "fancy" web
<pymike> it uses css* TenjouUtena totally wants to be indy, but my wife has no marketable skills. ._.<DrPetter> wheee, I just solved a problem I've been wrestling with all day
<DrPetter> it was a fun problem though, almost sad to see it go
<Tigga> :(
<Tigga> what was it?
<DrPetter> related to screencapping
<GBGames> Yes, regale us with your tale
<GBGames> So that we may enjoy your problem, and so in some small way, it will live again.
<Tigga> :D
<@philhassey> coders are so weird<DrPetter> I think a swedish ostrich laid a world record-sized egg just today or yesterday, fwiw
<mewo2> That's pretty exciting news.
<DrPetter> or rather... a random ostrich which happened to be held captive in Sweden ;)
<mewo2> Yeah, I assumed it wasn't a fully naturalised citizen.<thedaian> either i'm doing something wrong, or my game really does have an average framerate of 100,000
<@hamumu> I can think which seems more likely<Uhfgood> I want my game to happen
<PoV> like puberty<@SethR> wow, he really did make an app that turns off your ppc: http://classic.pocketgear.com/software_detail.asp?id=4824
<@hamumu> not even trying to disguise it as a mirror... that's ballsy
<@hamumu> I wonder if anyone would buy a program for turning ON your pocketPC
<@PoV> On in what way. :)<thedaian> i'd give my left kneecap for a job like that.
<hamumu> hope it's not a job in the ballet* allefant has quit (Quit: Client exiting)
<PoV> I gotta say. When somebody choses to exit shortly after something I've said, I can't help but feel I'm partially to blame.
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<PoV> I take full credit for the people that join though.<@PoV> Duh... no wonder I'm hungry. I haven't eaten yet tody.
<@PoV> stupid tody
<@PoV> I obviously need to get out more. I have these General Tao Chicken Microwave dinners. Whenever I'm making decisions on what to eat, I refer to them as "Zee General", and make an effort to speak that aloud in a gravely phony accent.
<Deepflame> :P
<@PoV> Zee General wants to give in my belly.
<@PoV> give=live
<@PoV> so many failure typos, so little tme
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<Keeyai> i just scared the hell out of my girlfriend and mother
<SteelGolem> walking around naked?
<@philhassey> signing into #ludumdare ?
<Keeyai> i woke up with a sharp stomache pain
<SteelGolem> muttering something about Zee General<Lerc_> I have a sneaky suspicion LD12, The olympic opening ceremony, My fathers wedding and Karla's spine operation are all going to be on the same day.
<@philhassey> Lerc_: as long as you prioritize, things will work out just fine
<Lerc_> Karla's gonna get ma-ad.***SethR moves his legos farther away from uhf, just to be safe
(Editors note: the context is left up to your imagination.)<illume> LD holds the record for the most amount of sheep games made in 48 hours :)
<illume> anyone know how to apply for a world record?<Keeyai> ok fydo - finally
<fydo> ?
<Keeyai> ive been missing you online forever
<fydo> haha
<Keeyai> like, not being here when youre here
<Keeyai> not like, pining for you
<Keeyai> ...<Tenoch> is this a movie?
<PoV> I'm a movie
<thedaian> sorry, i liked PoV2 better.
<thedaian> lots of people like the original, but i grew up with the sequel, so it's closer to my heart.<PoV> Wow! Wipeout HD was delayed because it failed Seizure Tests!
<Papper> Hehe, yeah I read about that. Pretty funny :)
<Keeyai> lols
<matrin1> games today have to pass seizure tests?
<matrin1> that kinda ironic
<Keeyai> where is said seizure test?
<PoV> Stick epileptic kid in front of game. If he dies, you fail.<matrin1> i have a 1,4 Ghz Celeron :D
<edwardoka> (the channel falls silent as a mark of respect for that Celeron)<Tenoch> Are there logs of the chat during the compo time?
<Tenoch> thatfs something Ifd want to show my children.
<Tenoch> when I have some.<eugman> Sorry yeah, I'm one of those people who solves math problems for no logical reason. It's perverse, I know.
<Keeyai> It's ok. I accept you as you are.
***Keeyai slowly edges away<Sol_HSA> 19-hour days are a pain
<enaskil> Tell me about it. Around here our days are 24 hours long!<philhassey> congats, hamumu and everyone :)
<PoV> yeah, Hamumu cleans up again.
<PoV> We should check for any rogue tweaks to the voting code, just in case.
* hamumu has quit (Quit: changing back the voting code)<@PoV> I was an ascii whore in teh BBS days
<@geoff> i was an ascii pimp, maybe we knew each other...
<@PoV> It's like another lifetime ago.
<@geoff> --<--<--@<jolle> .8 Do we need another bot?
<@X3> jolle: You bet!
<jolle> D:
<Lerc> Nepitism<@hamumu> if(me->type==GUY_FRANK && me->move==2) // dashing headbutt!
<@hamumu> ^ real honest code from my screen!
<@hamumu> I guess magic numbers are bad, but sometimes, magic is in the air<madgarden_> Zit's Zone Zam
<madgarden_> Zetting zate
<PoV> Zoo Zetta Zo
<madgarden_> Z Zhould
<PoV> Zes
<PoV> Zoh Zell
<madgarden_> Zotta zet zp zomorrow zor zork
<PoV> Zaa zes. Zork.
<madgarden_> zit zucks Z(
<matrin> wait a sec, let me whip out my PreposterousLanguageTraslator
<PoV> Zaye.
<PoV> Zoe Zwell. Zotta zakes zome zoney.
<PoV> Zay zor za zwitch zo zame zaking zoney zaking zempire.
<madgarden_> Zea, zo Z zan zuy ziapers.
<madgarden_> Zus!
<PoV> Zes, zee zmell ziz zuuurrrghhh
<PoV> Zetter zoo zave zeme zontained
<madgarden_> Zhiz ziz zore zun zhan zit zought zo ze.
<PoV> zwee!
<madgarden_> ZOL!!
<PoV> zazazaza!
<PoV> Zut zo!
<madgarden_> Ztop zit! Z zan't ztop ziggling
<matrin> this is way hard to follow:P
<PoV> Zeezeezee!
<madgarden_> Zezeze.
<PoV> Zaaazazaza!
<matrin> zou zuys zeak ze zou
<PoV> I'm sorry, what?Edwardoka: hmm
Edwardoka: out of coke
Keeyai: quick, find your neighborhood drug dealer
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<SpaceManiac> Hello
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<PoV> nice work<DrPetter> I think there are three Lagrange points around our planet, at places where the gravitational and centripetal forces of the earth and sun work together to form a stable or unstable gravity-free point
<PoV> He who controls them all CONTROLS THE WORLD!!!<@SethR> I'm just glad they don't believe each sperm has a soul, I remember that was actually put forward a few hundred years ago
<fydo> SethR: wow, how old ARE you?
<Sol_HSA> fydo: he's young for his species<Dragonene> "Reversal" is always an interesting concept
<PoV> it's a backwards idea<@SethR> I think a good advertising campaign for that game would be: "Play Smiles. It really does make you Smile! Aren't you glad we didn't make a game called Shits?"
<@SethR> no need to pay me royalties if you use it<fydo> [1]Jerm: hey, I like your nick! Jerm! it's fun
* [1]Jerm is now known as Jerm
<Jerm> hi fydo. it's a shortened version of my actual name
<PoV> you have a 1 in your name?<GBGames> madgarden: Don't forget to escape the #
<madgarden> I never had to escape the # on my C64.
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* PoV is now known as PoVW
<BenW> stop trying to steal my last name
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<BenW> meh<SpaceManiac> Today I got my first spam
<SpaceManiac> ever
<SpaceManiac> :/
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<PoV> you're not supposed to open the attachment* philhassey is now known as godzilla
<PoV> !!!!
<godzilla> roar!
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<archiver> rar!<GBGames> Good morning
<Sol_HSA> what's so good about this particular circling of the nearest star?
<mewo2> That's years.
<mewo2> Today we're just having a spin.
<Sol_HSA> depends on your world view =)
<mewo2> Excuse me, classical Greece called, they want their cosmology back.
<Sol_HSA> so? the universe CLEARLY orbits around me.
<mewo2> I'll tell them you'll call back, shall I?
<Sol_HSA> sure
<mewo2> Cool.
<amine> meh, it's *way* easier to have the sun orbit the planet in games
<Sol_HSA> I'll reserve the late renaissance for a discussion with them
<GBGames> I heart LD.<@SethR> the main part of this turkey is still frozen, also, I need to change my clothes to get to work
SethR thaws out the body and takes his pants off<mjau> functionality is for wussies<mjau> how bout this then
<mjau> * /^\_/^\_/^\_/
<mjau> * ^\_/^\_/^\_/^
<mjau> * \_/^\_/^\_/^\
<mjau> * _/^\_/^\_/^\_
<mjau> that's you standing still listening to sound
<mjau> now move
<mjau> */^\_/^\_/^\_/
<mjau> /^*\_/^\_/^\_/^\
<mjau> ^\_*/^\_/^\_/^\_/
<mjau> _/^*\_/^\_/^\_/^\
<mjau> .. irc isn't the best to make diagrams... there was a big long complicated discussion ... what was said doesn't matter all that much ...
<DrPetter> and if the source moves towards you at the speed of light, all of it will bunch up into the same point, hitting you at once with infinite energy :)
<matrin> and the death ray was born<fydo> yeah, I feel there aren't enough co-op games in the world :)
<DrPetter> certainly aren't
<PoV> I feel there aren't enough crappy ones
<DrPetter> 111111111 <- are those crappy enough?
* DrPetter hides<enaskil> "Ye can keep yer liberal internets, we only trust them bible 'round these parts folks!"
<amine> the bible gets shitty upstream
<Sol_HSA> that's deep, man<Blecki> Shouldn't 2 % 8 evaluate to true?
<Kuja> no?
<Blecki> Yes. >.>
<Blecki> And it does.
<Blecki> But for some reason 2 % sizeof(unsigned char) does not.
<Blecki> It is because I am an idiot. :(<matrin> well, i guess it'd be weird to code on a stage and have teenager girls scream at you, and guys rushing the stage,....
<Lerc> I could live with it<enaskil> 2012 is when the mayan calendar loops around and they start over. Not even them believed it to be the end of the world, but more like end of an era or something.
<DrPetter> a giant pain in the ass to reset all their stone clockwork
<PoV> So it's the Mayan Y2k?<Deepflame> We should make a gender specific programming language
<PoV> O+
<Deepflame> +O->
<X-0ut> Hey guys, I'm nearly done with this particle kit, but hit one small problem
<DrPetter> is it a male or female problem?
<X-0ut> hmm<SteelGolem> .8 how many times per week does #ld get mired into a discussion regarding SethR's reproductive organs?
<@X3> SteelGolem: 5 million.
<@SethR> i think that's a compliment?
<SteelGolem> SethR: strangely enough, i missed every single one thus far!?
<SteelGolem> maybe it was counting dots <_<
SteelGolem totally went there
<Blecki> Naw, it's at least a comma.
<SteelGolem> XD
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<Arowx> Well not long now to the mini event this weekend! So any advice?
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<PoV> advice #1 - don't join... ask a question... the leave. It's rude.<@SethR> mjau, at first I kept trying "enter hotel", "go inside hotel" etc, but after I figured out it was a donkey I'm glad your parser didn't understand that<X-0ut> theres some good tutorials on topology... lemme see if I still have them
<X-0ut> http://www.subdivisionmodeling.com/forums/showthread.php?t=907&page=2 << there you go
<jonnyd> Very interesting... Out of my level though. I'll bookmark it for further reading.
<X-0ut> Aye, its quite difficult.. Had a little go myself and couldnt get rid of all the poles
<Lerc> Hitler had the same problem.
<Lerc> [ahem]<Tenoch> i'm all nostalgic
<Keeyai> i remember when i used to be really into nostalgia
<DrPetter> yeah, nostalgia was much better back in the day<madgarden> I'd play THAT
<@SethR> i'd hit it and quit it
<madgarden> I'd blit it
<@PoV> I'd sheeeeaaaa nevermind.<DrPetter> heh... I just found a funny comment in my code
<DrPetter> strip '_'<LunarCrisis> hmm, I just copied some files and they aren't where I thought I copied them to
<LunarCrisis> I wonder where they ended up >_>
SethR 's eyes widen, why did erotic_hairy_dwarfs.jpg just appear in his SharedDocs folder
<@hamumu> you put em in a subfolder of where you thought, that's what always happens
<@SethR> oh wow, thanks. i hope windows7 is easier to use
<@hamumu> they're adding My Dwarf Porn to the documents folders<PoV> depends on the material.
<hamumu> it's made of super-awesome
<PoV> shit, that stuff is heavy
<hamumu> heavy AND radical* madgarden is back (gone 12:16:18)
<hamumu> oh, that's my favorite verse
<madgarden> Gone 12:16:18?
<hamumu> madgarden 12:16:18 - "And lo, I shall return, for the garden is angry."<@PoV> if you drink enough, people look antialiased.
<@hamumu> definitely a t-shirt in that<pekuja> is there a technical term for the kind of keyboard jam you get when for example playing a multiplayer game on a single keyboard?
<pekuja> basically, when you're pressing more keys than your keyboard can handle at the same time
<madgarden> Keytastrophe<madgarden> Honeslty, I avoid threaded solutions to problems like the plague
<PoV> How do you mend your clothes then?<madgarden> The only time I ever have problems with threads is when I use them.madgarden> Ever have one of those dreams where you wake up, go pee, and bam then you realize it's a dream and you're back in your bed. And wet.<Sol_HSA> 'talk nerdy to me'
<jolle> '001011010100101010010101010110111110101010100011111111111101010010101'
<GBGames> jolle: Slow down. Girls like foreplay.<mrx> What do you think?
<DrM> Permission to speak freely sir?
<mrx> Yes, I will put my emotional shield up!
<mrx> +4
* DrM pulls out +8 bastard sword...<LoneStranger> Man, this new 1TB drive is HEAVY and I haven't even put any data on it yet.
<Lerc> Maybe they set it to all 1's at the factory.SethR: I once downloaded an ebook, and due to some OCR issue when scanning it had changed "hands" to "anus".
SethR: took me to about the middle of Ender's Game to figure that out
<PoV2> I'm Polish so it makes me good at Polish.
<pekuja> PoV2: I'm Finnish so I like to Finnish my games.
<amine> mmh. my games could use a little Polish and Finnish<Eagle> "that should cull out 80% of all quads"
<Eagle> Um, what does that mean?
<fydo> fewer leg muscles
<PoV> READY?
<PoV> _
<PoV> I forget, was it "?" or "."?
<PoV> it was "." wasn't it
<madwork> READY.
<madwork> Yeah
<madwork> C64 was that confident
<madwork> It didn't have to ask
<madwork> It TOLD you
<madwork> YOU ARE READY *NOW* USER.
<madwork> NOW TYPE
<PoV> YES SIR
* PoV salutes the Commodore<fydo> hmm, for some reason I also thought Spelunky was open source
<Radix> He's gonna release the sauce eventually.
<madwork> The Sauce!
<hamumu> press the sauce bar to continue
<PoV> what's this deliciousness coming out of my keyboard?<@SethR> I shall never do any app based on bodily functions!
<Sol_HSA> SethR: I wouldn't bet on that
<@SethR> yeah, I better add a qualifier on that... unless it was artfully done...
<BenHem> "ƒart"<SpaceManiac> How goes LD
<_Pb> SpaceManiac: SethR apparently just DDOS'd wikipedia
<SpaceManiac> Wow
<_Pb> *DOS?
<SpaceManiac> What happened?
<@SethR> i tried to read every page
<_Pb> "SethR: it started grabbing random pages as fast it could with 100 threads"
<@SethR> I wonder if they have some sort of detection and will ban if you do that, hrm
<_Pb> that would be an interesting mechanic... if you lose, you DOS wikipedia and potentially get your IP banned for a while
<demize> Did you figure out that you shouldn't be doing it and stop?
<@SethR> is wikipedia down for anybody else?<matrin> it's hard to love linux :S
<matrin> sometimes it feels like buying a steel cage, when your looking for a car
<matrin> sure your safe in there, but you not going anywhere<@SethR> he may have had change of heart after getting my g-string glamor shots
<BenHem> cardiac arrest is not really a "change of heart"SethR enjoys a jar of peanut butter with a coke. breakfast of champions
<BenHem> "enjoys" ?
<@SethR> forgot this was LD... eats I mean
BenHem nods sagely<sgstair> programming is a simple mechanism for converting your dreams into reality<ravenger> hmm i think programming itself is quite boring
<PoV> after enough alcohol, even Java can be fun<Deepflame|AFK> No one expects the Unexpected Identifier!<@SethR> drm eh? I'm about to remove all mine
<@hamumu> drm doesn't mean clothing<demize> :(, I can't sleep
<BenHem> haha
<refrag> want a bed-time story?
<demize> refrag, I might not be an adult, but I'm not a little kid ;)
<refrag> nobody outgrows a bed-time story :)
<refrag> It's true!
<refrag> there's that awkward age where you think you're too cool for kids stuff
<refrag> but then you grow old and you realize... getting tucked in and being read a bed-time story is awesome<rfranknj> is the sdl graphics code even hardware accelerated?
<Lerc> Well you're not moving the pixels by hand.[20:32] <hamumu> use a giant penis button
[20:33] <PoV2> "CLICK on my wang for the iPhone version"
[20:33] <hamumu> these portals need to learn to fear us
[20:33] <LoneStranger> Click it some more!
[20:33] <LoneStranger> Click it harder!
[20:34] <LoneStranger> I killed chat.
[20:34] <PoV2> I smiled, but couldn't think of something appropriate to respond with ;)
[20:34] <SethR> i was too busy clicking off
[20:34] <hamumu> I didn't think you'd be able to chat again so soon
[20:35] * Uhfgood is completely clueless<LoneStranger> I work for a guy named Larry.
<PoV> Your competition is a guy named Curly.
<LoneStranger> But we're being beaten by Moe.
<PoV> Nyuk nyuk nyuk.
<LoneStranger> Why I oughta!<@PoV> yep, py2exe is the suggested way of making windows people happy.
<nocodeno> I think I py2exe'ed something once and it worked well.
<@geoff> i know 2 people who died from it, but it was a totally freak accident...
<@geoff> very unlikely to ever happen again
<@PoV> yes, the autopsy proved it was user error, and not py2exe
<@geoff> there were questions, because the doctor who performed the autopsy was a relative of the author of py2exe, but nothing was ever proved
<@geoff> i suppose since this is the internet, i should state that im joking.<@SethR> finally, all those simple C structs are paying off
<@SethR> fwrite(&player, sizeof(PlayerStruct), 1, fp); //aw, yeah
<@philhassey> those are keen
<@philhassey> i'm missing that already in my wacky tinypyC++ thing
<@hamumu> that's how men coded when the world was young<jonnyd> !seen Twilight
<LudumDareBot> jonnyd: Never seen twilight.
<jonnyd> For shame, LD Bot.<PoV> yeah, I'm going to hit the grocery store ... because it's open 24 hours and I want to get out of the house.
<PoV> I don't really need anything, but I feel I should go.
<hamumu> cheddar flavor yakisoba!
<PoV> I think I may have 3 cheese.
<PoV> Even better, I have 4 cheese Yakisoba
<hamumu> FOUR CHEESE!
<hamumu> we've never had more than 1!
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<FuturePoV> it works!!
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<PoV> Eureka! I have invented a machine that lets me travel backwards in time!
<so0os> ?
<Spliter> lol
<so0os> let me see
<PoV> lemme fire it up, 1 sec
<PoV> success!<Spliter> I found a cool way to make a giant spider that actually walks by itself, without wheels!<PoV> But pretty much anything you want, glGet can give it to you.
<mocker> can glGet give me LOVE
<PoV> glGetfv( GL_LOVE, &Array );
<benhem> hahaha
<PoV> you need an array large enough to contain love though
<mocker> my love causes buffer overflows<Spliter> HAPPY NEW YEAR!
<refrag> Happy new year!
<_Pb> happy new year!
<Spliter> so, how did you spend it?
<refrag> At home with the one I love
<PoV> The Nintendo 64.
<refrag> Shhhhh<Deepflame> And America isn't letting you bring electronics on board anymore either
<Deepflame> Silly 'mericans!
<PoV> isn't a laptop allowed?
<Deepflame> Sounds like electronics to me
<Deepflame> I think refrag_ did a tweet or possibly a retweet about this a while ago
<PoV> like man, if I can't have an MP3 player on me, I'd go insane.
<Deepflame> Even more insane?
<Deepflame> You'd end up chewing on the seats
<PoV> I'd end up chewing on the people
<hamumu> america no longer allows people on airplanes<pekuja> I guess the smart thing would be to fix SFML
<philhassey> but the MANLY thing to do is DO IT YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!
*** pekuja roars and grows an instant beard, then rips his shirt off
<pekuja> damn it, that was a new shirt<entar> so, what formats should my terrain editor export to?
<mocker> mp3<@PoV> GET TO DAH CHOPPAH!
<Deepflame> Dakka dakka dakka
<@PoV> RAAUUNN!
<Deepflame> Wokka wokka wokka
<ravenger> GET DAUWN :>
<pekuja> GET DAUWN AGAIN
<Deepflame> Next MiniLD theme should be "Get to da choppah!"
<fydo> UM OUDA BEWITS
<Deepflame> GET TO DA DINNAH
* Deepflame afk
<rvngr> speaking of arnold, commando is on tele here ;p
<@hawuwu> speaking of arnold, my state is bankrupt and falling apart<pekuja> yeah, it's Middle-Earth... I'm guessing that means that it's on Earth
<pekuja> well, might not
<benhem> maybe it's ...INSIDE the earth, man
<pekuja> whoa
<@PoV> that's deep<philhassey> i've been in a room full of testers before
<philhassey> they didn't kill me
<PoV> they're only feral at night
<benhem> testersterone<demize> My site works as xhtml+xml now :D
<quin> but at what cost!?
<hamumu> your very soul<Blecki> char AddOneLetterAndWrapAroundIfNeeded(char someChar) { return someChar + 1; }
<@SethR> that don't wrap right
<Blecki> Yes it does.
<@PoV> your irc window is too wide then<PoV> The doctors oath is "Do no harm". The programmers is "Do no work".thedaian> square trees are the best trees. where do you think we get square paper?
<mjau> do square trees have square roots?<edwardoka> my pump caught in my trouser leg :-(<SethR> fantasizes about being with pikachu on honeymoon and.. wait, just no
<+fydo> SethR: the fantasy would be better if you picked Lickitung@PoV> they complain for the same reason people complain about the Star Wars prequels.
<@hamumu> the kids on my forum are real obsessed with getting more Dr. L type things
<@hamumu> there is NO JAR JAR IN MY GAMES
<@SethR> the complaint with the prequels is the opposite problem: we wish they had never existed. if only time travel was real...
<@PoV> yes, I was going to say you're the Anti-Lucas
<@hamumu> in my games, everybody shoots first<Grieve> I currently call all the background technical parts of my framework "Bones"
<Grieve> might call the visible moving parts "Tentacles"
<doohan> Not flesh?
<doohan> or meat
<doohan> Grieve's Bones and Meat Engine
<doohan> Tastes like chicken.
<pekuja> doohan: I'd say that the game you build upon the framework is the "meat"
<pekuja> then again, a framework goes around your game code, so maybe it should be called "skin"?
<@SethR> except AI, that'd be the brains
<pekuja> SethR: the meat does the thinking
<@SethR> I don't even want to think what the garbage collector should be called<Spliter> if I don't have anything at the end of miniLD I'll ....uh... what's a good compromise that's harsh but isn't oo harsh like quitting game deving?
<@SethR> you have to watch hannah montana the movie
<thedaian> or any of the twilight movies
<Spliter> I said something that's less harsh than quitting game dev, not something worse than going to hell!<Deepflame> Schools are great at failing at teaching programming
<Tenoch> Deepflame: yeah mine was particularly ridiculous at teaching C
<Tenoch> they had a mix of C and C++ that made me die a little at each lesson
<Deepflame> And the problem is that most people don't realize you don't teach programming by giving people a book of "How to use <x> language" :P
<Deepflame> Programming is not the language you are using
<quin> you teach programming by going over the same example in two or three languages
<Deepflame> That's merely the writing down your thoughts part :P
<quin> here's C, here's Python, here's Perl
<quin> and then the students can distinguish between "programming" and "syntax"
<Deepflame> I never worked with Perl, but throw in a functional programming language :P
<GBGames> Here's Lisp.
<quin> yes
<Tenoch> CAML
<Tenoch> :(
<quin> JavaScript
<GBGames> And by the end of Day 1, they'll be able to participate in flame wars like real programmers.<amine> pushing a pregnant woman down stairs repeatedly until she miscarries for points is possibly the most offensive game concept there has ever been
<NeiloGD> I definitely think this is the best moment I've entered an IRC channel16:15 < Grieve> someone find me a new flat
16:15 < Grieve> i cant be bothered looking
16:15 < quin> Grieve: (0,0,0) (1,0,0) (1,1,0)<Grieve> hmmm, need to be careful
<Grieve> everything i say in here gets copied to codedojo<JDruid> i wonder if i should try to make the next game with c++/sdl instead of python/pygame
<pekuja> JDruid, any particluar reason why you would do that?
<JDruid> speed.
<pekuja> speed of execution?
<pekuja> I would think speed of development was more important
<JDruid> no, i was snorting a line and got that idea<Uhfgood> holy cow it's working
<PoV> ^ first sign of the apocalypse[14:27] -->| Uhfgood (Ufgood@pool-72-87-40-228.ptldor.fios.verizon.net) has joined #ludumdare
[14:27] <SophieH> mostly because at present, the main character is a slightly kinky catgirl witch, and one of her housemates is an older lesbian witch who is strongly perverted and tries to play with the main, other things floating around in my head is a bondage boss dude, and a gorgon sex scene
[14:28] <Uhfgood> uhh
[14:28] <--| Uhfgood has left #ludumdare (Leaving)<BlackBird> Any physics experts around here tonight?
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<BlackBird> damn, newton just left.<on the day android content ratings were added>
<@philhassey> SethR: yeah i set myself to pre-teen
PoV finally clues in to what that was referring to
<@Lerc> Really, it's better out of context.<quin> the magic item I want is something that lets me create drawings of what I see in my mind
<reckoner> quin, its called a pencil13:39 < grieve> I have a difficult decision to make, someone pick a number between one and four
13:39 < bluescrn> pi
13:39 < grieve> I have a difficult decision to make, someone pick an integer between one and four[20:42] <ChainedLupine> "Penis Cakes" ended up being pretty fun.
[20:43] <PoV|Worky> I can't help but feel pain imagining what that could be
[20:45] <hamumu> would quoting that single line be appropriate at code dojo, or is it just shooting fish in a barrel?
[20:45] <Devlin> fish, meet barrel.
[20:45] <Six> reminds me of "Penis Tennis", which people used to play back at the private school I went to
[20:45] <Devlin> DO IT ANYWAY
[20:45] <hamumu> I'm glad they kept that school private<iPope> This is embarrassing but whatever, when I was about 9 I opened up python for the first time and wrote "print Hello World" as you could expect, however I was scared to press enter because I thought it would literally print something.<Parthon> I vote more often for LD than I do for the governmental elections, *and* the LD results have a larger impact on my life<David> Any minecraft players on?
<David> I need some assistance on the LD server
<quin> I'm on, but too busy :<
<David> reward is diamond pick + whatever you find while helping
<quin> I would love to<mjau> just paint your naked body
<X-0ut> got to wait until the wife and kids go to bed before I can swing the sword around etc
<mjau> indeed<FuzzYspo0N> hmm
<FuzzYspo0N> i have a proposal benn
<Benn> I will!
* Benn puts the ring on finger
* Benn calls parents<Gopher> yah, I'm always unnecessarily clarifying things.
<Gopher> and by unnecessary, I mean when it was clear enough already.<jonaslund> midsummer is on the 24th
<jonaslund> problem is that i'll prolly be stuck out in a cottage for the entire weekend :(
<BlackBird> Doesn't summer not officially start till June 21st?
<PoV> it's a short summer<FireSlash> Girl I was going to ask out is now officially in a relationship. FUCK IT LETS LEARN HLSL SHADERS! :Dthe31 [31eee384@c-71-229-206-102.hsd1.co.comcast.net] has quit IRC: Quit: .
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<the31> My cat... just pressed alt-f4.<hulahulahest> Sigh. My policy of prefixing sprite resource names with a capital S has come back to bite me
<hulahulahest> I now have both "shit1.spr" and "sexplosion1.spr"<Jiggawatt> http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-NIy45k3TuEE/TkouUTvUOZI/AAAAAAAAAG8/SQiB48Yi_UQ/s1600/550px-Full-adder.png
<Jiggawatt> There's something very beautiful about this
<Jiggawatt> So simple but it works so well
<Jiggawatt> The nerdy, mathematical kind of beauty
<ratking> Jiggawatt, i see a penis
<Jiggawatt> Or that<ratking> he probably wasn't the pope from childhood
<ratking> i think you have to have a certain age in order to become pope
<ratking> and what do you do before that?
<ArneWork> choir boys<LegacyCrono> BusySos: dude, your site is dead
<DragoneneWork> yep, your site died
<BusySos> got notched
<Draknek> Coudln't handle the strain
<medice> didn't take a notchadamus to predict that
<dm218> its notchyour site's fault
<wzl> theres notching you could do
<X-0ut> notchalot you could have done about
<dm218> you could offer notchos as a consolation
<ratking^skyrim> oh, notch it
<DragoneneWork> notchurally, we expect you to bring the site back up again soon<TentacleNoises> Make the theme '1D' for giggles.
<notch> you mean like all modern shooters?
<notch> OH BURN
<quin> notch: zing!*** uberx joined #ludumdare
<uberx> whats up
<cai> THE SKY
<Twiner|Working> Space
<bildramer> a direction
<KhaoTomSunrise> Y
<mikembp> Vector (0,1,0)
<amodo> a quark
<LegacyCrono> a noun
<cai> he's on deep space 9.
<Twiner|Working> red, no blu... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
<bildramer> a movie
<amodo> keycode 38<pekuja> btw, what's cool about Amnesia?
<PoV> I forget<Hirsch> next miniLD i will come :D
<medice> many times@SethR> best webos review ever: "OMG Must download this is this best app i've ever seen.I would even pay 1,000,000,000,000$ to you to buy this game I bet no one on earth will hate or not like or ignore this game!!!"
<@philhassey> wow.
<@philhassey> time to add the 1,000,000,000,000$ IAP for that guy.
<@SethR> the IAmRichTank
<@philhassey> yeah.
<@lerc> That'd be enough to ressurrect the platform
<@lerc> on mars.<@mikek> I think you guys needed a working game to really start figuring out what the real game should be.
<@mikek> and I'm in the same boat.
<@SethR> less smiles more scowls, or whatever the name of the new game is
<@philhassey> mikek you haven't even picked which boat exactly to look at ;-)
<@mikek> I have a napkin sketch of the boat.
<@mikek> drawn with crayon.
<@philhassey> i on the other hand have an old boat, and i'm trying to get people to pay for my new boat.
<@hamumu> I have a fleet of boat blueprints the size of the library of congress
<@SethR> I have 7 sinking boats
<@hamumu> my floor looks like the bottom of pearl harbor in that case<hamumu> yes it was... uglier now, because the ThrowItemFromPositionToPosition uses the slot that's supposed to be for an ItemID as an ObjectID instead (so that I didn't have to send a separate packet for change_item_pos)
<SethR> good luck figuring out our networking code, hackas
<hamumu> good luck, actual team members<max_> i knew the only way i'd motivate myself to get any jamming done was to do something unconventional
<max_> so ive successfully got a multiplayer framework going
<%Keeyai> how is that unconventional?
<%NeiloGD> ^
<Dezzles> ^
<yaib> ^!
<%NeiloGD> unconventional would be writing the game with your rectum.<lulzfish4> With all the time I save by not having anyone available for sex, I can make the best game for the next LD
<Uhfgood> lulzfish4 - By that logic I should have had a multi-billion dollar computer game company by now, with several hit titles to my name.
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These quotes were submitted by the #ludumdare IRC community, mostly between 2000 and 2010. We've all matured since then. RIGHT?!
Rating and adding new quotes is currently broken, probably for the best.
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