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<hammydarko> there's a warning on my candy that says "Safety Warning: Hard candy can cause choking"
<hammydarko> which makes me think of how much it would suck to choke on a piece of ice
<hammydarko> and know that like another 10 seconds of living, and it would've melted enough to slide down your throat

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