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* seth removed the FPS counter and ran the program to see how much speed that would save
* seth is an idiot
<SethR> ESOTD: (embarrassing story of the day) I went to take my shower but the window was frozen open and wouldn't close
<SethR> and it's really windy, so I was half freezing and half burning with hot water
<SethR> but I figured out if you spin under the spray, you can kind of stay warm
<SethR> but then I just kept spinning and spinning, i wouldn't stop, it was fun
<SethR> then I heard some laughing
<SethR> stupid window
<markf> I've never been paid what I'm worth
<hamumu> cuz the smallest coin is the penny!
<Uhfgood> One-a-day games, what do you guys think?
<Uhfgood> 30 games per month too much?
* seth imagines what kind of games these will be
<seth> "Squares Move Around"
<seth> "Move the Pixel 2000"
<seth> "Random Lines Adventure"
<seth> "Control A Flying Circle"
<mark> What is the point of an "interactive screensaver"?
<SethR> i want to take classes too
<SethR> maybe art, maybe taiko drumming, they each have benefits
<SethR> if taiko i can get exercise
<SethR> i fart improved sketching skills
<SethR> *if art
<hamumu> that is totally amazing
<hamumu> you could run one odd art class
<SethR> speaking of max, i boned a duck
<hamumu> are you sure you're speaking of max?
<SethR> took most of yesterday to bone and do two anims, geez
<SethR> but he's limping around in torque
<hamumu> this is sounding worse every sentence<JM> Being a mailman is NOT easy. We just make it look easy foos.
<seth> it's real hard. you have to follow the rules to the letter
<JM> Seth: Not only is that a bad pun, it's just plain wrong. We cheat in every way imaginable.
<seth> someone needs to stamp out that kind of behavior!
<seth> besides, if they catch you cheating you may lose your position. then what would you do post-office?
<mark> my wife got in a car accident a few years ago that really messed up her jaw
<mark> she has trouble saying wolf and fourteen and some other things
<hamumu> that could be hazardous if your village is ever attacked by 14 wolves
<kiwidog> heh, in the files of "you know you're a programmer when...", i just looked at my clock and saw it was 3:14am and instinctively thought, "oh look, it's PI o'clock"...
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